“Andor” star Diego Luna continues to be guest-hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Dwell” this week, and as an amusing follow-up to the heartfelt assertion he made the night time earlier than, the actor carried out an enjoyable gag wherein he tried to take “just a few further precautions” in his Tuesday monologue to verify Donald Trump doesn’t come after him.
The context was the celebrated monologue he gave on Monday night time’s episode, throughout which Luna criticized Trump’s “authoritarian” insurance policies, celebrated town of Los Angeles and urged assist for immigrants.
So it’s that on Tuesday, Luna spent a lot of his monologue sharing varied reactions to that commentary — together with Fox Information’ extraordinarily detrimental protection.
“If Fox Information is speaking about it, which means I’m most likely on Donald Trump’s radar now, so I’ve taken just a few further precautions,” Luna mentioned. “I’ve my suitcase packed, able to go, in case I have to flee the nation. You understand, Tijuana is hours away.”
“I’ve additionally employed an immigration lawyer. That is Laurie,” Luna mentioned, pointing to an actress offstage portraying mentioned immigration lawyer. “She’s going to hearken to my monologue and inform me if I’m going too arduous on Trump or the MAGA universe on the whole. Let’s check it out Laurie, is that okay? Do we have now any Trump jokes laying round?” Then he tried a pair out.
“Knock knock. ICE! Everyone conceal!” Luna mentioned, earlier than turning to ‘Laurie,’ who shrugged noncommittally at it.
“Okay, let’s attempt one other one. Why does Donald Trump wish to screw immigrants?” Luna continued. “As a result of the one he married gained’t screw him.”
At that, ‘Laurie’ shook her head no, to which Luna mentioned, “Okay, okay, okay, okay Laurie, thanks very a lot, now we all know the boundaries. I didn’t provide you with these by the way in which. If you happen to wanna deport somebody, I do know the writers.”
“You understand, one of many worst components of internet hosting a late-night present is that I’ve to maintain up on what President Trump is doing each second. I do know now why Jimmy went fishing in the course of nowhere. Three months feels like a short while, proper?” he joked.
Watch the total monologue beneath:
