Jimmy Fallon was amused Wednesday evening throughout his “The Tonight Present” monologue whereas speaking about Trump’s newest dangerous ballot numbers with males. He imagined Trump’s much less common than actions males stereotypically don’t like.
Earlier than he obtained to that joke, Fallon famous how Apple CEO Tim Prepare dinner “joined President Trump on the White Home to announce that they’re investing one other $100 billion within the US. Apple mentioned they plan on making it again by promoting six iPhones.”
“I’m undecided Tim Prepare dinner loved his time on the White Home as a result of afterwards he known as Trump the inexperienced textual content bubble of presidents,” Fallon added.
“In the meantime, it simply got here out that Trump’s approval ranking has hit a historic low with males at simply 39%,” Fallon continued, referring to this information indicating his assist is dropping steeply with what is often thought of his finest demo.
“39%? Extra males approve of strolling round a Yankee Candle retailer,” Fallon quipped.
Then he famous that “in a brand new interview, Trump mentioned that he’d prefer to run for a 3rd time period, however will in all probability not search one. Trump mentioned that he may not be sharp sufficient in his mid-80s. After which went again to wandering round on the roof of the White Home.”
Shortly after, Fallon continued by noting “the inventory market has been on a wild experience currently on account of disappointing jobs report and uncertainty over tariffs. However there are a number of the explanation why shares go up and down. I’ll present you what I imply,” he mentioned, establishing a phase known as “stopwatch.”
“First up, KFC’s inventory is up as a result of they used it to lure President Trump off the White Home roof. Subsequent up, Hunt’s ketchup inventory is down as a result of their want to ‘Freaky Friday’ with Heinz didn’t come true. Right here’s one other one, Higher Assist remedy. Inventory is up as a result of your youngsters walked in on you watching ‘The Searching Wives.’”
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