Stephen Colbert weighed in on Paramount Skydance’s $108 billion hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros. Discovery by calling on his “beloved guardian firm” to as an alternative use the cash to “uncancel” a preferred CBS present.
The comic addressed the bidding struggle throughout Tuesday’s monologue for “The Late Present,” the place Colbert broke down how Paramount Skydance was capable of make such a hefty bid for WBD.
“Simply yesterday morning, my beloved guardian firm, Paramount, reportedly launched a hostile takeover bid for Warner Brothers, valued at $108 billion,” he mentioned. “Wow. I acquired to say, if my firm’s acquired that form of inexperienced, I’m certain they’ll afford to uncancel certainly one of their finest reveals.”
In response to this joke, Colbert’s studio viewers erupted in cheers, leaving the late night time host having to calm the gang down so he might proceed.
“CBS, you heard the folks,” Colbert went on. “Carry again ‘The Equalizer.’ We’d like our Queen to return. Why do you assume America has grow to be so unequalized?”
Colbert was, in fact, referring to Queen Latifah’s TV adaptation of “The Equalizer,” which was canceled after 5 seasons again in Could. Equally, Colbert was additionally canceled this 12 months, with CBS citing monetary causes on the time. His present is ready to come back to an finish in Could 2026.
“Seems Paramount acquired a bit help on the money entrance. Their bid contains $24 billion from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Abu Dhabi wealth funds,” Colbert went on. “And when the dictator of Saudi Arabia provides you billions of {dollars}, I’m certain there’s no catch.”
He then joked: “In a completely unrelated story, I’m wanting ahead to subsequent season’s new CBS hit comedy, ‘Younger Mohammed bin Sheldon.’”
Watch Colbert’s full monologue above.
“The Late Present With Stephen Colbert” airs weeknights at 11:35 PM ET on CBS.
