Travis & Jason Kelce
Wooden You Like To See My Christmas Tree?!?
Revealed
Travis Kelce and his brother Jason are taking vacation style to a complete new stage — rockin’ matching Christmas sweaters that every function a huge tree as a not-so-subtle nod to their respective … ahem … “packages.”
For context … in Taylor Swift‘s hit track “Wooden,” she sings all about her NFL fiancé’s nether areas … referencing Travis’ manhood as a redwood tree and dubbing it “the reward that retains giving” … so this certainly is sort of the package deal deal.
New Heights
This is not the primary time the bros addressed the elephants within the room … Jason Kelce was truly the one who obtained the footballer to open up on “Wooden” throughout an episode of “New Heights” — and whereas Travis stated he preferred it, he was fairly shy when pressed to present additional remark.
Jason went on to explain which forest good friend he’d evaluate his genitalia to, saying … “It would be like Japanese Maple,” earlier than including, “Generally can see” — therefore the crimson-themed design on his sweater this Christmas.
For sure, the Kelce brothers’ cozy, festive sweaters — plus the suggestive Swift lyrics — make for an unforgettable combo which are actually placing their followers within the vacation spirit this 12 months.
Let’s simply hope Travis retains up the merry vibes at tonight’s sport towards the Denver Bronos!!!
