Taylor Swift is entering into her most risqué period but.
The singer launched “Wooden,” her raunchiest music thus far, on her new album, “The Lifetime of a Showgirl,” Friday — and it’s about Travis Kelce.
So, Swifties, buckle in and get your minds within the gutter for this one.
Observe No. 9 kicks off with Swift lamenting her dangerous luck with previous boyfriends as she sings, “Daisy’s naked bare / I used to be distraught / He loves me not / He loves me not.”
“Penny’s unfortunate / I took him again after which / Stepped on a crack / And the black cat laughed.”
Following a string of dangerous boyfriends, she encounters Kelce, and collectively “we make our personal luck,” a reference to the numerous occasions the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs tight finish has known as her his “good luck allure.”
After saying she doesn’t have to “knock on wooden” to not jinx their relationship, she goes on to sing, “It’s you and me perpetually dancing at midnight / Throughout me, it’s understood.”
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She ramps up the innuendos by singing, “Forgive me, it sounds cocky / He (ah!)matized [d–kmatized] me / And opened my eyes / Redwood tree / It ain’t arduous to see / His love was the important thing / That opened my thighs.”
The songstress, 35, then makes a play on marriage ceremony terminology by singing, “Women, I don’t have to catch the bouquet / To know a tough rock is on the way in which / […] / The curse on me was damaged by your magic wand.”
And if by now followers had no concept the music was concerning the soccer star, she goes on to sing, “New Heights of manhood / I ain’t gotta knock on wooden,” totally calling out Kelce’s sports activities podcast.
Her cheeky lyrics took Swifties unexpectedly, who took to social media to share their reactions to the music.
Many seen that the point out of “Redwood tree” was a reference to a 2016 tweet that learn, “Swifties when Ariana sings about intercourse and doesn’t write it like ‘he caught his lengthy wooden into my redwood forest and let his sap ferment my roots.”
“I refuse to imagine Wooden is an actual music by Taylor Swift. I refuse,” one other particular person tweeted jokingly.
Even Nicki Minaj, who has beforehand carried out with Swift, stated, “Oh Taylor #WOOD was EXACTLY what I wanted tonight. Thanks.”
“It offers the sensation for positive however It’s prob not an precise pattern,” she added when somebody requested her if it reminded her of Jackson 5’s “Need You Again.” “It feels actually good the identical manner that music feels good til at the present time. Exhausting to convey that feeling in a music/manufacturing straight away on first hear. Properly completed. it wanted that larger register & she introduced it dwelling.”
The rapper later famous in a 3rd tweet, “lol yall I promise that is my final tweet about it however #Wooden is precisely what falling in love along with your soul mate “feels like”.’
“The Lifetime of a Showgirl” is Swift’s tribute to Kelce, who’s the topic of many different songs, together with “Want Record,” “Honey,” “Destiny of Ophelia” and extra.
Nonetheless, these are all a bit extra tame in comparison with “Wooden,” which is precisely about — effectively, Kelce’s “meat.”
Swift launched her new album slightly over a month after Kelce knelt to the bottom, pulled out a hoop and stated, “Marry me, Taylor.”
The couple, who started courting in the summertime of 2023, confirmed the information through Instagram on Aug. 26 with a joint submit that learn, “Your English trainer and your fitness center trainer are getting married 🧨.”
The dreamy proposal, which occurred in Kelce’s yard, occurred proper after Swift’s podcast debut on “New Heights” in early August.
Throughout the identical podcast episode, she introduced “The Lifetime of a Showgirl,” which she wrote and recorded whereas on the Eras Tour in 2024.
Though particulars concerning the marriage ceremony are nonetheless unclear, sources advised us that Kelce and Swift plan to tie the knot in Rhode Island, the place the singer owns a property, throughout a “non-public” ceremony.
“The Lifetime of a Showgirl” is offered for streaming now.
